Dearest Readers,
Yesterday, on the Northend of Outre Island, a small child became bewildered by the appearance of an animal that had previously gone undiscovered. The boy, named Delmonte, happened upon the creature as he retrieved his Sunday bonnet, which had blown off his head and into a nearby shrub. According to the child, upon his entering the bush, a bulbous figure became startled and ran away. "The creature had many unusual qualities," explained Delmonte "one being his tail, which, oddly enough, was located on the front of his body."